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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 2d ago

"Italian night" dinner is good old spag bog.

With a deep fried super ripe mini goats cheese on top. ("Money shot" coming up.)

Tooen side salad of #allotment rocket, frilly mustard, and claytonia — with a basic balsamic vinaigrette.

Basically a coronary in a bowl.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 2d ago

Nope, there's no doubt about it... rust is a programming language for complete lunatics.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 3d ago

Fucksake, fucking Virgin Media showed up unannounced to do the external work. (I was supposed to be there for it.) So they have entirely ignored what Kat told them to do and stuck the external box in a dumb place.

Fucking asshats.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 3d ago

I regard the 468 days of uptime on my main server to be a personal failing. Quick and thankfully painless reboot has been done.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 3d ago

Really not particularly impressed by ejabberd. In the latest problem with it: if your disc fills up it crashes out entirely and stays dead.

I run a whole variety of different bits of server software, nothing else does that to me. Even bloody Mastodon manages to survive this (Mastodon is responsible for filling up the disc of course.)

Fingers crossed for that Virgin FTTP install on Saturday. I very much have my doubts, but we shall see. I think I've ordered 512Mb symmetric, though was is so long ago I don't really remember lol. Once I have that in place, and it has tested out as stable, I'll be moving the Masto server off the VPS and into the house.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 3d ago

Lamb chops have been delivered to the field next to the office I see! Coming to a BBQ near me, some time around autumn I guess. (I'd actually prefer the mummy, but the farmer doesn't do mutton alas.)

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · 3d ago

Local Evri driver putting in the hours today!

I'd like to hope they're well enough compensated for it, but suspect not so much.

I also have to admit Evri deliveries in my neck of the woods have been very reliable since I filled in detailed location and instructions in their app.

(This was expected tomorrow, nice new thick rubber mats for the Volvo. Becuase the carpet ones just don't stay put, plus I am a muddy bastard.)

[Yes, the porch is a mess. Pffft.]

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · Mar 05, 2026

Popped into my usual #ramsons spot on the way home today... needs a bit more cookin'... should be pretty good by the end of March. (Location: South Cambridgeshire... I saw a very recent utoob of someone picking decent looking leaves, but they're down Bristol way.)

Nice little handful of sweet pungent leaves.

#WildGarlic #Foraging

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · Feb 20, 2026

Kat has taken it upon herself to try "beading" QR codes. Apparently it involves something called "square stitch". Yes, this actually scans... though often not super speedy. Google (boo hiss) Lens scans it faster than Binary Eye seems to manage, the latter particularly struggles in low light. Does anyone know where you can buy beads that are more square in dimension...? Also, Kat is a software developer looking for a job. If you'd like to employ the sort of UK-based nerd who would try to make a QR code out of beads then look no further. 😅 She's starting to bead rude word QR codes now too.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · Feb 18, 2026

We managed to nip out to the #allotment this work-from-home lunchtime... it has been a while, about 1.5 weeks I think.

I was glad to find the greens seedlings we had planted out in the polytunnel were not dead parched husks. They seem OK. We watered them.

The ume trees are pretty much in full glorious bloom, I was glad to have seen them. The paler one smells wonderful.

Apologies for crap alt tags... right now... I am at the end of my tether after a very long day and gotta make dinner and get to bed.

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · Feb 18, 2026

Inspired, for work reasons, to dig out my old DSLR kit. I was never more than an very-amateur photographer, I kinda inherited the "bug" for it from mum, and enjoyed the photography module I did at school (we were lucky enough to have darkroom facilities at that school, which I continued to use a bit post-course)... but it wasn't until my late 20s, the late 2000s, that I got my own first SLR camera and of course by then it was a D-SLR... this EOS40D, bought near-new second-hand, did quite a bit of travel with me. I still look back on the photos I took with it back then and find the quality "feel" of them is far better than snaps taken with my higher-megapixel phone camera today, they have something about them which the tech/optics on a phone-camera just does not seem capture. The EOS beats a Samsung S23 even at a mere 10MP, and with certainly not the fanciest lenses (that 70-200mm L-series lens was my pride and joy, but I never got the good 50mm low-f prime I always wanted.)

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · Feb 07, 2026

Top tip to really harvest a rich crop of English glares: walk the wrong way around an IKEA 🤣

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@yvan@toot.ale.gd · Sep 30, 2025

A key highlight of this time of year is having trays of beaut super ripe tomatoes lying around. Absolute wealth. We're stinkin' rich in tomatoes. It is basically an obscenity.

Instant pasta sauce — just blanch, skin, squish, and simmer. Well, OK, a little bit more going on than that, but that's the core of it, the oozing juicy red beating heart.

#allotment #gyo #GrowYourOwn

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